Only in Russia

And what tha fuck can u say about this poor retarded Russian idiot
And only in Russia do Grandma's sleep on the train with AK-47's on their laps
Push!! Push!! Da...Da...Da
Only in Russia have so much caviar that it doubles as an ash tray...
Ahh..Only in Russia do the police give little girl's a sniper rifle and teach 'em how to shoot it...
Da...Waiting For Train...Da
You-want-to-buy-sum-fur-young-man